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sorry:

 I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.  

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If it wasn’t for the smell of your cigarettes and perfume I would’ve burned down this house by now.

It’s such a shame God has ridden me of your existence, but I guess I’ve always been a little selfish when it comes to such treasure.

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hqlines:

♡ Find all good posts here! ♡

nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

purestmeth:

lemme finger u under the table when we have dinner w ur parents

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

Oh please

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

Oh please

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lxscivious:

▼Explicit Pale▲

  1. Camera: Photo Booth

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